Happy Easter to All

Happy Easter to all! Hope you have an awesome egg decorating, candy eating, child puking day.I know I sure will.

HAPPY ENDINGS

So for most of you who don't know there's a new comedy series out there called Happy Endings. I absolutely love this show, it's my new favorite show hands down. It's got your couple that break up, but are still friends with each other as well as all their friends (Alex & Dave). You got the gay guy, who instead of coming out to his parents has his friends pose as his girlfriend (Max). You have the awesome black Han solo and his slightly insane Caucasian wife (Jane & Brad). Then there's Penny shes an interesting character that can be superly obnoxious and gets herself in the weirdest situations. This show is so funny. It will make you laugh so much you will hurt from laughing. It's on ABC Wednesdays at 10pm. :)

2 awesome thumbs up.

Love it :)

Bikini Babe

Bikini Babe Marisa Miller straight off the cover of Sports Illustrated. Bangin' bod, looks amazing in anything, or baring it all. 
2 thumbs up for sports Illustrated sexy beach babes. 
Keep baring it.

The Fire

It is burning deep inside of me
It is what pushes me forward
It is what reminds me of what's important
It is what makes me wish to be better
It is what makes me know I need to be
It is what holds me up when I am falling
It is what keeps me humble, patient, and determined
It is what makes me whole
It is The Fire
It is you.
- Chris Sampson.

I love how sweet he can be. He sent this to me while he was over in North Carolina visiting his family for a month. That was the longest we've ever been apart. And we were both feeling it. We talked every night on Messenger, and Web chatted. And he was being so sweet telling me all these sweet mushy things. He has a sensitive side, shh don't tell anyone. He doesn't want anyone knowing. 
2 thumbs up for being sensitive :)
He sure has a way with words, and he's a wonderful poet.
 

My Angel

I asked god for a flower, He gave me a bouquet. I ask god for a minute, He gave me a day. I asked god for true love, He gave me that too. I asked for an angel, He gave me you.

Badass piercings... that I want :)

Now I came across this on the internet. It's pretty sick. And I think I want it. Screw getting a tattoo on the back of the neck, get that shit pierced. :) Although I'd probably get it a little smaller that the picture above. As for the hip piercings, this looks just as badass. I definitely want to get my bellybutton pierced, so that might look a little weird with the hip piercings, but who cares. I'd do it. 
2 thumbs up for piercings.
Keep on looking badass. :)

Fucking sweet tattoo :)

   

This tattoo is pretty fucking sweet. I want to get a tattoo so bad. Something on my side like this or a cute heart somewhere. Maybe some cute lil heart on the hip or something. I'm still not sure where I want them. But I know basically what I want.:)

2 thumbs up for Ink.

Tucker Max- One of the greatest movies...

Tucker Max- I hope they serve beer in hell. Is one of my favorite movies of all time. Fucking hilarious. Basic bachelor party movie. You got the strippers, the best friends doing fun and outrageous stuff. My best friend introduced me and all my friends to this wonderful movie.

I give it 2 thumbs up. 

I fucking love this movie.

Can't wait for Summer :)

Ah summer the greatest season of them all. I love summer. I love being able to wear as little clothing as possible. Wearing a bunch of cute bikini's and short shorts. Soaking up the sun by laying on the beach, or on a towel in the yard. Either way I'll be working on my tan while looking cute. Wearing cute flip flops, painted toe nails, sun glasses all while relaxing while listening to my I pod or hanging with friends. I love swimming, floating around the lake on a floaty. Oh and I definitely can't forget tubing and boating while hanging out with friends, camping and cracking open a cold beer. :) Ah that's the life. Hanging out with my sexy ladies looking all fly. Taking a bunch of pictures together. The joys of summer. I can't wait. 
2 awesome thumbs up.
Stay sexy bitches. :)

Fast and Furious 5 :)

  

I so can't wait to see this movie. What's better than watching hot shirtless dudes, hot chicks in skimpy clothing and a whole lot of hot cars. Not to mention a shitload of action. Now that's my kind of movie. 

2 thumbs u.

Keep em coming. 

GLBT Rant

It just straight up pisses me off how fucking judgmental people are. Now I try not to judge others as much as I can. Sometimes it doesn't work, but for the most part it's the farthest thing from my mind. Religious people are not the best at it, their not supposed to sit and judge others, but they do... everyone does just some can't keep it to their selves. People think that they can tell you how to live your life. Are you me? ...Do you know how I feel? Do you even understand what the fuck is going on? Didn't think so. They think they can tell you that it's not what you want/ or are. Now mind you not all people are like that it's just the extremists that give everyone else a bad name. Not everyone is like that there are some people out there who are all for GLBT rights. And good for all of you who are.
Now not all that long ago my brother in law came out as bisexual. And there's nothing wrong with that, he's still the same damn person he was before he came out. And people are not willing to accept it. I mean come on his own mother is pushing him back into the "closet" (sorry if that is offensive, I didn't mean it to be) simply because she's trying to figure out how to deal with it. That's not right, or fair to anyone. All she's worried about is how she's going to look. It's all about her, no it's not even a little about you lady. No wonder he didn't want to tell you, because you are judging him for it. And family is supposed to love you unconditionally. What ever happened to that? It just makes me sad. Meanwhile all the people he chose to come out to accept him for it and support him 100%. More power to you! I say fuck all of you, who are you to tell someone else how to live their life. There's so much god damn hate in this world. And no one is willing to put differences aside and at least try make a difference.

Amber Heard (Drive Angry Movie)

Come on now who doesn't like eye candy? If you say you don't your lying. Everyone does it from time to time, some more than others but regardless we all do it. Yes even the ladies, so men don't feel like your the only ones. Women do it just as much, if not more. There's nothing wrong with looking. And ladies if you see a girl why do you feel you need to call her a whore? Is it simply because it's easier to call a girl a whore than to admit to yourself that hey she's hot. I'm not one of those girls, I will admit that hey Megan Fox is sexy, and theirs nothing wrong with that. It doesn't make me a lesbian. Ladies get over yourselves, grow the fuck up. Stop being such god damn judgmental bitches (for a lack of a better word).

Keep on being sexy you sexy bitches!!

2 thumbs up for hotness. 

Tina Ann - LOL (Miss Skinny Jeans)

  
This is a little better. But this one makes my eyes want to bleed. Fist off this Tina Ann chick totally stole Ciara's look from back in the day. And secondly I think this chick could potentially have a penis tucked away in those short shorts. Not to mention that she look's like a dude, or is just one mother fucking ugly girl.Seriously wtf was this chick thinking, or what drugs was she on when she was deciding to do this video? Don't get me wrong this song is kinda contagious, but still makes me want to kill myself.
Can't come up with your own look, steal Ciara's yeah it'll work for you, unless you have a penis. :) 

Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Basically one of the most hated songs on YouTube right now. I know I sure as hell can't stand this song. Like seriously even auto tune doesn't help this girl at all. I mean come on she sounds like a dieing cat. I mean who wouldn't want to get payed bank to sing. Only I don't hear any singing. 

Please out that girl out of it's misery. Or at least hand me some ear plugs, so I don't bleed out my ears.

God of War bitches!!

Easily one of the greatest game series out there. I love these types of games. There's something oddly addicting about these games. It just sucks you in and you have to beat it. Another game I love is Dante's Inferno, similar to god of war, but not based on Greek Mythology. These ain't no sissy games. There is tons of violence, blood and gore. These games just make you feel like a badass motherfucker. A lot of people don't believe me when I say that I play these kind of games. I just tell them hey their not just for boys. You're just jealous that I'm  a badass bitch. :)

2 thumbs up.

+10 points.

Keep on dominating the gods.

Skype Stalker.

Alot of us use skype every single day. So I was talking to one of my friends on facebook and she's all hey you should get skype so we can talk. So I'm like alright. So I downloaded it and we start talking. And this dude who I went to highschool with up in Canada pops on and wants a cam show. I'm like cam show? what the fuck, I'm sorry dude I have a boyfriend and I'm happy with my relationship. So you ain't getting no show. So like every single time I'm on skype he pops on and asks for a show. I'm like mother fucker take a hint fuck off. You are really starting to get on my nerves. So I started ignoring him, and it's worked so far. I told my boyfriend about him and he's like you know he's probably trying this with multiple girls, and hoping one of them says okay. So the next time he tried to talk to me I said, look dude if you don't stop bothering me I'm going to warn all my friends on facebook what a fucking creeper you are. And haven't heard from him since. :)

If at first you don't succeed you're not Chuck Norris

This is fucking epic, I can't read this through without laughing at least every other line. My friend Nathan is like in love with him. He quotes him all the time, so I saw this at target and thought of him. Enjoy buddy!!

2 thumbs up for awesome!!

Target's basics for College.

Well Target certainly knows everything you need for college. Hey they'll probably even throw in a buy one get one free. Well I now I know where to go to get my college shopping done in just a few minutes.

2 thumbs up. :) 

And keep on partying!!

Were Sucking Dick

 

"we are looking up for our team. employees for kitchen & checkout, shift supervisor and trainee. If you are interested in the restaurant ask order."   
Haha that's so funny...but that said nothing about sucking dick, darn it... lol. You can interpret that however you want all I know is that it's Verdammt lustig.(fucking funny).

Fucking Magic!

Janna I fucking love you!! You are so creatively amazing. Seriously all magicians should have dog assistants. :) I don't think I'll ever be able to watch another magician again. Only if they have a dog assistant. Guess that means I'll just have to keep on watching Jenna, and I'm okay with that she's a genius. I'm pretty sure there will be more posts about Jenna so no worries. You'll have plenty of Jenna. She's like the new drug everyone takes. :)
2 thumbs up for creativeness, and pure awesomeness. :)
+10 points.
Keep on blowing things up, with your mind.

Young Love

 

There's not much I can really say about this adorable picture. Except for that It's favorite of them. I am so happy that you finally got over Justeen, good riddance to her. And I hope that Bree treats you right and you treat her the same. I wish you guys nothing but happiness and joy. I am so happy for you guys.

2 thumbs up.

+10 points

Bangin' Bod

 

This chick is fucking hot. I mean look at that body, fuck me. I wish I had a body like that. And the bikini is super cute as well. I love it. 

+10 points. 

Chunk :)

This is my lil' nugget. I freaking love my kitten. He always has to be touching me. If he's not he'll meow and meow till I get annoyed, and if I ignore him, he'll come to me. He likes to throw himself on me, as if his legs got taken out from under him. He's very snuggley and lovable.You can't resist his charm. He's a lady killer.

2 paws up :)

Stay cute and cuddly.

Get Perfect Curls with a Straightener

This is sheer fucking genius. I so did not know that you could use a straightener to curl your hair, until I saw this video. And it looks awesome,who knew. Now I had to try this for myself... and it really does work. I will include a picture of me with curled hair below so you can see. It's a fantastic alternative to a curler, if you don't have one. And it's really simple to do. So enjoy the video and try it out for yourself. And comment how it worked out for you.

After I curled my hair with my straightener :)

Ustream Friday Night (April fools)

Hey guys here is my first real video on Ustream. I finally figured out how to get my videos from Ustream on here, yay. So hope you like it. There will be many more awesome videos to come.

Supernatural

One of the greatest shows on t.v by far. Beats Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Secret Life, and pretty much any other show out there right now hands down. I mean come on 2 hot brothers fighting supernatural shit, hell yeah sign me up. After watching like 2 episodes of the first season I was hooked. There's a whole lotta hotness going on as well as ass kicking.

2 thumbs up for hot ass kicking brothers.

+10 points. 

Stay beautiful bitches.